Buggsy

Game makers are dicks

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on 07-25-2010 at 10:59 PM (231 Views)
seriously big floppy stinking sticky dicks
whos actually looking outside the cut an paste box thinking
you know what? maybe we should just stop rehashing shit
re-sampling shite an just make a good game
or hell even copy a game from years ago that was good
give it another name or add a number
anyone can think of an amazing game from the olden days
that with a lick of paint could become an epic like it once was

constructor - such a game the likes of which i have never since seen

the movies - so much to do so much little time not very old but still a giant

black an white - the same guys who made movies but still why has no one copied this idea?
this moved mountains with its simpleness

dues - f**k you dues ex you piece of shit you are nothing compared to dues it spits on you
eats you like a fly feeds it to its young an then it shits you out it was amazing with shit graphics!!!

pfft id even take golden axe to a game of today
seriously just goto abandonia.com
scroll through an just look at what we could have
if some dick thought actually thought for once
an goes hey? they were good
lets buy the writes an re-do them
instead of another usa vs russia or some such fps type crap
an games which just program you to do nothing but click collect click collect
combine collect full set hard on repeat fek wow
i feel like cock slapping ea i really do
but alass i hate game makers
re-do battlefield 2 already change fek all an be done with it

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  1. [WildDog] - 07-27-2010 09:26 PM
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    Are you done? Feel better? =/
  2. [Scottyboy] - 09-01-2010 11:36 PM
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    Woo Blogs. Times have changed.

    Dont you think thought that they have kinda re-visited games? Well for FPS anyway (all Im reallyinterested in or qualified to maybe comment) .

    Battlefield Bad Company 2, To an extend re-captured for me BF2. I only played it on the PS3, but I had some cracking games with Malice and Feisty. I mean it was really just a polished version of it? Well on PS3 which I used to hate for fps it gave me same feelings as bf2.

    It will happen. just like movies are being re-hashed and re-released its bound to happen to games.

    Im still waiting for that "rescue the Prisonaahs" moment to return though. Totally under-rated game. Who would have thought playing an online game and having to stomp about in a prison cell could end up being fun!?
  3. [Buggsy] - 09-02-2010 10:37 AM
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    having never played bbc2 i can only assume its a game i should of
    but from watching trailers an listening to people
    it was a shit fest aswell who cares about the visuals when the gameplays robotic an automated
    bring back the lets hop in a transport whirlybird fly as high as you can
    an use it as a respawn for your team to constantly keep jumping out assaulting flags
    while the ants below try an do you in
    or lets jump in bugys an whip about the map making crazy ass strikes on heavily guarded flags
    with just two anti tanks an a medic an ammo guy
    alls the game makers need to do really
    is create a game that lets you choose the gameplay
    not keep everything single file slow an easy for the console users
    an yes i say this because wiggling a nipple can never beat a mouse as far as am concerned