Buggsy

Anyone had this happen?

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[Buggsy]
on 06-14-2010 at 12:44 PM (1981 Views)
woke up this morning round about 5 6ish?
to a heavy tapping noise on my bedroom window
first of all am thinking its a vampire come to rape my throat
or a zombie on the conservatory roof
so i reach over (my beds right next to my window)
an fling back the curtain to reveal
a feking magpie smashing its face against the window
its sat on the ledge wings spread bashing its beak against the window
so my first reaction
(what are you doing you freak!!)
it flys off phew i think an lay back down
on antibiotics an feeling really ill
just about to sleep an TAP TAP TAP
fek its back i swing open the curtain same feker again
WHAT THE HELL YOU DICK FEK OFF!!!
it goes again
right i think feking slag
off to sleep i go again
TAP TAP TAP
curtain flung
theirs feking two of them
so i had to open the window an chuck water at them
whats strange is their both after my football tropheys i have on the window sill
feking strange just wondering if anyone else has had this happen
oh also got a pigeon out my chimmeny the other day
my tops not blocked but i had blocked the bottom
had to rip it all open to get the dick out!!

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  1. [spoon_lamp] - 06-24-2010 06:07 AM
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    Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
    Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
    While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
    As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
    "'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door —
    Only this, and nothing more."
  2. [Buggsy] - 06-24-2010 03:01 PM
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    i like bart when hes turned into a bird :P
  3. [Jester] - 07-25-2010 04:41 AM
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    had a increasing amount of birds fly into windows this year.
    one left a perfect imprint of itself on the glass.. wings spread out and everything.
    all birds are crazy.
  4. [Buggsy] - 07-25-2010 06:29 PM
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    oh hai jess forgot about this
    an update to hitting stuff i had a stork run across my bonnet while i was doing 70 on the motherway
    the other day that was startling to say the least :/