Buggsy

took the lady an the baby to the beach today
after about an hour of digging a deep wide trench
around the babys paddling pool thingy
i decided to do a little exploring
cue 10mins later
i have the 2yr old baby out with bucket of water looking scared an confused
my girlfriend recording also scared
while i pick up a good big ass 9incher across wide feking crablord :P
i say crablord because this was a daddy
am surprised it wasnt speaking chinese an spitting out sushi an bits of dead asian hookers
it was that big
but i just had to ask an ramble about a simple question?

can crabs walk forwards?
(fyi i know the answer)

the people iv asked reply to me akin to something of a religious fever
CRABS CANNOT WALK FORWARDS BECAUSE OF THEIR BONES!!!!
my girlfriend very annoyingly an loudly proclaimed this to me
at which to i pointed out crabs dont have bones just an exoskeleton
so meeeh dickhead
but also random passer by in the street
"no they can only move sideways i think"
said mr gay shorts man
what are you stupid was a common reply
an noo just sideways dick head
i even texted a few people an not one said yes they can walk forwards
as to the fyi my girlfriend found out i was right
when i tipped the crablord out the bucket an it took a couple of steps towards her
an shit might aswell of shat the road runner she moved so quick
baby not so quick so had to pick her up silly thing
but yea beach was a blast an am defo doing it again
who would of thought a british beach would hold up to 5 hours of constant sun an fun
unbelievable so yea thats it enjoy again or not my penis an soul hates you now