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Manager Luca Tolle left ZiiP, to manage his beloved Chelsea before try a dual role only, to resign from Chelsea an take England on full time.

LBS Players:

Name: Blanchard
Position: AMR/L/C
Age: 30

Career
Games Played: 147
Goals Scored: 13
Assists: 48
Man of Match: 6
Av Rating: 6.89

Playing For: Stoke
Played For: ZiiP, Chelsea
Current Value: 1.8M
Current Wage: 23.5K

aint jesus a dick
ooo look am dying for your sins
but first am gonna upchuck some tables full of money
ride a donkey an fist a gibbon
thats right jesus loved the monkey love
an you know he was a right whore
hey ladys water to wine its party time
who created the idea of jesus
god shags mary
mary gives it the ole angel implanted story
gets to a barn shits out jesus
now this little blighter not even an hour old
...

mood swings
being the most bi-polar person alive
i thought it would be justifiable to write a blog about moods
since am a moody sun of a gun
not always happy to the extreme like some drugged up preppy rep from a holiday camp
you would just love to knee cap
sometimes i brood like deep traumatic psycho trances
i used to cut my self
iv also tried killing my self
as i always say hanging hurts like a b**ch
but anyway
moods ...

seriously big floppy stinking sticky dicks
whos actually looking outside the cut an paste box thinking
you know what? maybe we should just stop rehashing shit
re-sampling shite an just make a good game
or hell even copy a game from years ago that was good
give it another name or add a number
anyone can think of an amazing game from the olden days
that with a lick of paint could become an epic like it once was

constructor - such a ...

woke up this morning round about 5 6ish?
to a heavy tapping noise on my bedroom window
first of all am thinking its a vampire come to rape my throat
or a zombie on the conservatory roof
so i reach over (my beds right next to my window)
an fling back the curtain to reveal
a feking magpie smashing its face against the window
its sat on the ledge wings spread bashing its beak against the window
so my first reaction
(what are you doing ...