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right bored in the wagon going to mossley
aint it funny right now am in a wagon twice my age
Hurtling down the momoway at 60mph
Tho it feels like double that because the window to my door fell out
Am going past hills an rivers an twats in bmws
An i cant help but think
Everyone has a mobile
Everyones moving
The idea to be able to do anything that you would on a pc in a car is brilliant i know its nothing new
But fek me its breath taking ...

right bored in the wagon going to mossley
aint it funny right now am in a wagon twice my age
Hurtling down the momoway at 60mph
Tho it feels like double that because the window to my door fell out
Am going past hills an rivers an twats in bmws
An i cant help but think
Everyone has a mobile
Everyones moving
The idea to be able to do anything that you would on a pc in a car is brilliant i know its nothing new
But fek me its breath taking ...

took the lady an the baby to the beach today
after about an hour of digging a deep wide trench
around the babys paddling pool thingy
i decided to do a little exploring
cue 10mins later
i have the 2yr old baby out with bucket of water looking scared an confused
my girlfriend recording also scared
while i pick up a good big ass 9incher across wide feking crablord :P
i say crablord because this was a daddy
am surprised it wasnt speaking ...

ok sane whats that not insane true but let me start

i,ll tell you sane is a global agreement of whats argued to be viewed as normal
slag that
i say sane is a feeling inside the person feeling it
my self drank an took many a painkiller in my time
am i considered sane granted some... ok most of the things iv said or done
have been on edge debatable bat shit as some would claim
i do claim to be insane but in doing so im proving am sane
...

Whats a blog?,, sounds like bog an log had a come together
an got morphed into one saying that sometimes
when having a crap its the size of a log an its on a bog ..in a bog
so blog makes sense plus if i chat crap here
am in the right place so blog yea why not

first of all an i do mean secondly cause i rant an rave like a irish drunk glowstick
brought to life by some twisted narcissistic shitting doctor high off cat nip
so my songs an rhyme ...