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woke up this morning round about 5 6ish?
to a heavy tapping noise on my bedroom window
first of all am thinking its a vampire come to rape my throat
or a zombie on the conservatory roof
so i reach over (my beds right next to my window)
an fling back the curtain to reveal
a feking magpie smashing its face against the window
its sat on the ledge wings spread bashing its beak against the window
so my first reaction
(what are you doing ...