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seriously big floppy stinking sticky dicks
whos actually looking outside the cut an paste box thinking
you know what? maybe we should just stop rehashing shit
re-sampling shite an just make a good game
or hell even copy a game from years ago that was good
give it another name or add a number
anyone can think of an amazing game from the olden days
that with a lick of paint could become an epic like it once was

constructor - such a ...

woke up this morning round about 5 6ish?
to a heavy tapping noise on my bedroom window
first of all am thinking its a vampire come to rape my throat
or a zombie on the conservatory roof
so i reach over (my beds right next to my window)
an fling back the curtain to reveal
a feking magpie smashing its face against the window
its sat on the ledge wings spread bashing its beak against the window
so my first reaction
(what are you doing ...

right bored in the wagon going to mossley
aint it funny right now am in a wagon twice my age
Hurtling down the momoway at 60mph
Tho it feels like double that because the window to my door fell out
Am going past hills an rivers an twats in bmws
An i cant help but think
Everyone has a mobile
Everyones moving
The idea to be able to do anything that you would on a pc in a car is brilliant i know its nothing new
But fek me its breath taking ...

right bored in the wagon going to mossley
aint it funny right now am in a wagon twice my age
Hurtling down the momoway at 60mph
Tho it feels like double that because the window to my door fell out
Am going past hills an rivers an twats in bmws
An i cant help but think
Everyone has a mobile
Everyones moving
The idea to be able to do anything that you would on a pc in a car is brilliant i know its nothing new
But fek me its breath taking ...

took the lady an the baby to the beach today
after about an hour of digging a deep wide trench
around the babys paddling pool thingy
i decided to do a little exploring
cue 10mins later
i have the 2yr old baby out with bucket of water looking scared an confused
my girlfriend recording also scared
while i pick up a good big ass 9incher across wide feking crablord :P
i say crablord because this was a daddy
am surprised it wasnt speaking ...